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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hey, Ethan here, whatever, no big deal! I just wanted to let you know a little bit about me. Lets do the pros and cons of my life.

PROS:
-Artistic, Dramatic, Smart, Actor, Singer, Editor, Film Maker, and I’m gay so, judge away.

CONS:
-SUPER unorganized, Procrastinator, and I think I sing like a donkey, but my friends think I’m amazing, but I still think I sound like a donkey.

OO, EXTRA PROS: Very modest, hate people with bad attitudes and I hate snotty and uptight, preppy people. No thanks.

Um, I think that’s everything that you need to know about me. OH! Also, my address is 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney, Australia.
BYE!</description><title>Ethan's Theatre</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ethanstheatre)</generator><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>How dare you make fun of anorexic people!!!!!!! How dare you!!!!!!!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;How dare you make fun of anorexic people!!!!!!! How dare you!!!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51089956697</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51089956697</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 16:07:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gamsee:

the most important tweets of our generation
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4fa4ef53e34307a33855557e0ef972bd/tumblr_mn62d6033W1r6wih0o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74e8e43c7734d9820e19a2a862f3f024/tumblr_mn62d6033W1r6wih0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gamsee.tumblr.com/post/51013900693/the-most-important-tweets-of-our-generation" target="_blank"&gt;gamsee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the most important tweets of our generation&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045353144</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045353144</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:39:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57jirS6kI1qd5etbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m57jirS6kI1qd5etbo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045335413</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045335413</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:38:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7gxpJvLg1qgn6feo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045326705</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045326705</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:38:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m a big fan of you.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/56ee4ea77d25a68fc5578967db4fe0b7/tumblr_mn637upg831qmeswgo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m a big fan of you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045303385</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045303385</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:38:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9mtttMWIn1qfacmco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045243846</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51045243846</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Religion Rant</title><description>&lt;p&gt;*Okay let’s set the record straight. I am raised Roman Catholic, and I respect all religions and all people involved in those religions, m’kay?*&lt;br/&gt;
Nowhere in the bible does it say “Gay people are evil, or sinful, or impure.”&lt;br/&gt;
Nowhere in the bible does it say “Gay people are going to hell”&lt;br/&gt;
What it does say is to love your neighbor, and love everyone. That means “love everyone for who they are. It shouldn’t matter race, religion, sexual orientation, or whatever else”! &lt;br/&gt;
Also, it’s a book. It was not written by God. It was written by a priest, a human being. So it is a piece of literature. &lt;br/&gt;
Continuing, it doesn’t matter if it was Adam and Eve. Eve was a dumb bitch who listened to a snake. &lt;br/&gt;
Every religion has its problems and its controversies. &lt;br/&gt;
I’m sorry all my fellow Roman Catholics, but I’m getting a little sick with a religion that doesn’t accept the way I LOVE, THE WAY I PLAN TO MARRY, AND THE MILLIONS OF OTHERS AROUND THE WORLD!! Also this is my opinion. I don’t mean to offend ANYONE. That is not my goal. I’ve just had a bad day because my friend, I found out, doesn’t support gay marriage, and I’m a little peeved. But, I respect everyone and what they believe.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51044900461</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51044900461</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:32:49 -0400</pubDate><category>religion</category><category>catholics</category><category>roman catholic</category><category>religion rant</category><category>gay rights</category><category>gay marriage</category></item><item><title>Ethan's Theatre: Religion Rant</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51043003398/religion-rant"&gt;Ethan's Theatre: Religion Rant&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51043003398/religion-rant" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;ethanstheatre&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*Okay let’s set the record straight. I am raised Roman Catholic, and I respect all religions and all people involved in those religions, m’kay?*&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Nowhere in the bible does it say “Gay people are evil, or sinful, or impure.”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Nowhere in the bible does it say “Gay people are going to hell”&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;What it…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51044304591</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51044304591</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:24:42 -0400</pubDate><category>religion</category><category>catholics</category><category>roman catholics</category><category>gay rights</category><category>gay marriage</category><category>religion rant</category></item><item><title>Religion Rant</title><description>&lt;p&gt;*Okay let’s set the record straight. I am raised Roman Catholic, and I respect all religions and all people involved in those religions, m’kay?*&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Nowhere in the bible does it say “Gay people are evil, or sinful, or impure.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Nowhere in the bible does it say “Gay people are going to hell”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What it does say is to love your neighbor, and love everyone. That means “love everyone for who they are. It shouldn’t matter race, religion, sexual orientation, or whatever else”! &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also, it’s a book. It was not written by God. It was written by a priest, a human being. So it is a piece of literature. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Continuing, it doesn’t matter if it was Adam and Eve. Eve was a dumb bitch who listened to a snake. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Every religion has its problems and its controversies. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’m sorry all my fellow Roman Catholics, but I’m getting a little sick with a religion that doesn’t accept the way I LOVE, THE WAY I PLAN TO MARRY, AND THE MILLIONS OF OTHERS AROUND THE WORLD!! 



Also this is my opinion. I don’t mean to offend ANYONE. That is not my goal. I’ve just had a bad day because my friend, I found out, doesn’t support gay marriage, and I’m a little peeved. But, I respect everyone and what they believe. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51043003398</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51043003398</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:07:31 -0400</pubDate><category>religion</category><category>catholics</category><category>religion rant</category><category>roman catholic</category><category>rant</category><category>gay marriage</category><category>gay rights</category></item><item><title>"My New Years resolution is to be more gay than I was last year. Lets see if I can pull it off."</title><description>“My New Years resolution is to be more gay than I was last year. Lets see if I can pull it off.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Shit gay people never say (via &lt;a href="http://shitgaypeopleneversay.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;shitgaypeopleneversay&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042057967</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042057967</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"We can’t be friends because we have different taste in “love interests.” You know, in the same way..."</title><description>“We can’t be friends because we have different taste in “love interests.” You know, in the same way people with different music taste can’t be friends.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Shit gay people never say (via &lt;a href="http://shitgaypeopleneversay.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;shitgaypeopleneversay&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042054581</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042054581</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Coming out of the closet isnt terrifying at all. You dont lose anyone and everyone accepts you as..."</title><description>“Coming out of the closet isnt terrifying at all. You dont lose anyone and everyone accepts you as you were before they heard the “news.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Shit gay people never say (via &lt;a href="http://shitgaypeopleneversay.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;shitgaypeopleneversay&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042048396</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042048396</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Because I like the same sex, I’m going to hit on every member of that sex, not that I have a type or..."</title><description>““Because I like the same sex, I’m going to hit on every member of that sex, not that I have a type or anything.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://shitgaypeopleneversay.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;shitgaypeopleneversay&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042040862</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042040862</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Oh wow look at those straight people over there with CHILDREN! How could they? Those poor poor..."</title><description>“Oh wow look at those straight people over there with CHILDREN! How could they? Those poor poor children being so cruelly treated and raised by a heterosexual couple. What is the world coming to?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Shit gay people never say (via &lt;a href="http://shitgaypeopleneversay.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;shitgaypeopleneversay&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042032196</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51042032196</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0r75qSczs1qexytgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anacondom.tumblr.com/post/19164745405/this-is-sucriya-she-accessorizes-her-catholic" target="_blank"&gt;anacondom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“sister, that’s fashion”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;and just walked away&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51041991570</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51041991570</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>espeons:

people who degrade what’s important to others are the worst kind of people.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://espeons.tumblr.com/post/51035105424/people-who-degrade-whats-important-to-others-are" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;espeons&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;people who degrade what’s important to others are the worst kind of people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51041964699</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51041964699</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>improbablenormality:

noticemeimbroken:

katonwolf:

ximjustinlov...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgs3pdx5TT1qdtfx2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://improbablenormality.tumblr.com/post/50991247569/noticemeimbroken-katonwolf-ximjustinlovex" target="_blank"&gt;improbablenormality&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noticemeimbroken.tumblr.com/post/34635447187/katonwolf-ximjustinlovex" target="_blank"&gt;noticemeimbroken&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katonwolf.tumblr.com/post/34538993024/ximjustinlovex-sleeping-with-theveil" target="_blank"&gt;katonwolf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ximjustinlovex.tumblr.com/post/34536773594/sleeping-with-theveil-allyykatt-im-a" target="_blank"&gt;ximjustinlovex&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sleeping-with-theveil.tumblr.com/post/34511596483/allyykatt-im-a-lesbian-so-i-must-have-a" target="_blank"&gt;sleeping-with-theveil&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allyykatt.tumblr.com/post/34340059619/im-a-lesbian-so-i-must-have-a-crush-on-every" target="_blank"&gt;allyykatt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m a lesbian&lt;/strong&gt; so i must have a crush on every girl i see.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I have alot of guy friends &lt;/strong&gt;so i must be fucking every single one of them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I smile alot, &lt;/strong&gt;so i must have the perfect life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I listen to reggae&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must be a stoner.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My opinion matters&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must be a bitch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m comfortable with my body&lt;/strong&gt;, so I get around?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m friends with a lot of guys,&lt;/strong&gt; so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I like to help out,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be a suck up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m black&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must be ghetto.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m black&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must be stupid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m Mexican&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must be low class.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m bisexual&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must get around.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m straight up blunt,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be a bitch.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I like to drink, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be an alcoholic.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I don’t hang out with guys, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be a lesbian.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I cut myself &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be emo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m bisexual&lt;/strong&gt;, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I laugh and smile&lt;/strong&gt;, so I &lt;em&gt;cannot be depressed.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I like spending my day at home, &lt;/strong&gt;so &lt;em&gt;I don’t have any friends&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I am gay, &lt;/strong&gt;so i must be bullied&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I am trans&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must be a freak.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Most of my friends are dudes&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must be a tomboy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m on Tumblr&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must have zero friends in real life&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m a Muslim&lt;/strong&gt;, so I must be a terrorist&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I make alot of mistakes&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be stupid/retarded.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I strongly defend LGBT&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be gay.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m from a broken family, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be a rebel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I like rasta colors, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must smoke weed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’ve had sex, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be a slut.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’ve made mistakes, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be untrustworthy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I really love him, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must hold on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m a Filipino, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be a maid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I really love him,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be taken for granted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m a Politician,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be corrupt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m Blonde,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be really stupid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m wearing a black shirt,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be emo.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I wear make up,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be a flirt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I make alot of mistakes, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be hated.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I am a teenager,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be misunderstood.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Forever reblogg”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wow this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is perfect wow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m a Christian, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must hate gays&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I have big boobs,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must dress like a whore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m overweight, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be fat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m not a big talker, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must have no friends&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m homeschooled, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be a loner&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I like country music,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be a redneck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I like pop music,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be a floozy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m Black&lt;/strong&gt; so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m Mexican&lt;/strong&gt; so I must hang out at home depot&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m Irish&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be drunk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m German&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be hitler&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I have Aspergers,&lt;/strong&gt; so I must be socially awkward&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m in university, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be an arrogant know- it all&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I like Disney, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be a kid. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I’m a geek, &lt;/strong&gt;so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51041959657</link><guid>http://ethanstheatre.tumblr.com/post/51041959657</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
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